JF's Team wins by 56.5 and would like you to ignore who it played

JF's Team scored 131.64, won by 56.5, and has presumably already mentioned it in the group chat. Here is the context the group chat didn't get: Drivers Ed with Rashee Rice scored 75.14, the lowest total in the league by 16.22. That score would have lost to every other team this week. JF's Team won the one matchup in Week 1 that everyone would have won.

Kenneth Walker III scored 34.1 from the flex spot and Jonathan Taylor added 25.1, so JF's Team was good. It was also good against nobody. Beating Drivers Ed by 56.5 is like winning a race against someone still looking for their car keys.

Drivers Ed with Rashee Rice does not roster Rashee Rice. Rashee Rice plays for Remdawg and malika, where he scored 9.9, which would have been the fourth-best score among this team's starters. Even set perfectly, Drivers Ed scores 98.6 and loses by 33.04. The problem is not the driver. It's the car.

Saquon Barkley scored 9.0. Davante Adams scored 5.6. The Rams defense scored 1.0. CeeDee Lamb (15.4) and Dalton Kincaid (18.0) were the only starters to clear 12 points, and they spent the afternoon being the entire offense.