Week 2: the full slate

Mac Attack (1–0, 94.82) vs. JF's Team (1–0, 131.64). The team that won with its kicker meets the team that won by drawing the league's lowest score. One of these résumés is about to get audited.

Wieners Out LLC (0–1, 91.36) vs. Primandproper (0–1, 116.2). One started a 1.2-point receiver. The other started a 1.0-point kicker. A battle of decimals.

Jules Touchdown Service (0–1, 106.86) vs. My Nek, My Dak (1–0, 138.02). Jules Touchdown Service rosters Dak Prescott. My Nek, My Dak does not. Only one of those facts will show up on the scoreboard, and it isn't the funny one.

Drivers Ed with Rashee Rice (0–1, 75.14) vs. Kendall’s Tears, Jesse’s Fears (1–0, 120.86). The lowest score in the league meets a team whose benched running backs alone scored 71.5. Drivers Ed needs a miracle. Kendall’s Tears, Jesse’s Fears needs to click on different running backs.

David's Daring Team (1–0, 136.42) vs. Remdawg and malika (1–0, 131.5). A team with a negative quarterback against a team carried by two players. Somebody's luck runs out.

$$$ Mike D's Money Team $$$ (0–1, 117.46) vs. Griffin's Great Team (0–1, 111.16). Four quarterbacks against the best individual performance of Week 1. One of these teams gets its first win. The other gets another article.